I received this email forward, I thought you might like it.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from
The great question . . . which I have not been able to
answer . . . is, "What does a woman want?"
I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take
time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candle-
light, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go
There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster
than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
'I've had bad luck with both of my wives . . . The first one
left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage flourishing:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, just shut up.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once.
You know what I did before I got married? Anything I
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted". Next
day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same
thing : 'You can have mine.'
First guy : 'My wife is an angel!'
Second guy : 'You're lucky, mine is still alive.'
SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH . . .
AND TO THOSE WOMEN WITH A LITTLE SENSE OF HUMOR AND
CAN HANDLE IT.